You know how else I know this place is not paradise?
Discovery Channel filmed an episode of "Man, Woman, Wild" right here, and said this about it...
"Mykel and Ruth go in search of island paradise, only to find themselves in a steaming jungle hell"
Steaming. Jungle. Hell.
I think that pretty much sums it up!
If you are curious to see and learn more about where we're living check out the episode airing tonight on Discovery at 9pmET.